Life as an Adolescent Catholic Bi

It wasn't easy for Mike Duffy being who he was and so forth. It is reported that he could "bi locate". Bi Location is a spiritual gift that enables a person to be at two place at the same time. Duffy would often Bi-locate at slow times during work, that stupid engraver's job, and "take a leave" and suddenly he would appear hovering over his mom and dad. Duffy would often show up at his parents unannounced just his head floating over the pleasant living room at home. He loved visiting his living room. It was a perfect 15 minute getaway from his crumby job.

This particular religious-psychic skill was utilized only in his youth. One time when he Bi-located into the living room, his head appeared right next to his mother's head and scared the life out of her. After that unfortunate event, Duffy stopped Bi-locating. Also, your faithful editor would like to add that, although Father Duffy works as a Floating Simplex , the floating head you see has nothing to do with that. A Floating Simplex is a priest who travels from parish to parish helping priests with their Mass duties. In other words, Father Duffy is currently employed as  Floating Simplex but he no longer floats. Does that make any sense?